Behavioral Science

1st Law of Behavioral Science:
Women are generally stupid people

This simple and elegantly stated 1st Law bears great importance in our studies of human behavior and relationships. By recognising the inherent mental and emotional inferiority of females many relationship problems or social dilemmas can be easily reduced to a single decision problem centering on Male behavior. The 1st Law graciously admits not all females are stupid, but it should be noted that such creatures are extremely rare. Instead of calling them exceptions to the 1st Law (which seemingly elevated them to a superior status bypassing behavioral theory) they should be more accurately termed as 'anamolies'. As we explore the theory of behavioral science we will discover that the system (i.e. society) has an in-built mechanism to remove such anamolies which causes disruption to the system.

2nd Law of Behavioral Science:
Men have 2 heads

Men are born mentally and emotionally superior to women. However to prevent the female species from being totally controlled by superior Men, Mother Nature (it should be noted that Mother here is far from being just a noun, it explicitly states Nature is female) gifted Men a second head. While the original head possesses enormous knowledge and control, this second head is a primitive organism with a total lack of emotions or mental thinking. Nonetheless the second head has assumed control over the Male species as Men, ever obedient to GOD, follows his directive to procreate.
To clarify, the second head has always been in GOD's grand design of the Male species. However Mother Nature modified the specifications and created it without any of the prowess of the original.

3rd Law of Behavioral Science:
Not all heads are created equal

The 3rd Law is essentially an extension to the 2nd Law. Although the second head of Men is diminutive in comparison to the original (there are exceptions) and lacks any of the sophistication of the original, it has assumed such great importance that it is more accurately termed the 'great head'.
Studies has shown that Men utilises the original head (to avoid confusion we shall henceforth term it as 'brain') a pathetic 10% of their entire lifespan. And even when the brain is in control, the penis (as we shall henceforth term the great head) nonetheless governs the subconscious. Majority of the time Men are ruled by their penis. Research have further shown that 99% of the cases whereby the external environment places the brain in direct conflict with the penis, the penis will bypass any orders from the brain and the general Male body will react to commands from the penis only. Understanding this hierachy within Men will greatly aid our study of behavioral science.


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CBK