"lup right lup right!"

today is hari raya. inspired by this joyous occasion, i came up with a song just for our abangs.

guys... sing along to tune of 'training to be soldier'. if you don't know what that is, it prolly means you're some pes e/f faggot. opps did i just curse you? be careful when you sneeze then, we don't want all your eyeballs and internal organs to to spurting all out.

girls... go ask your guy friends.

"nahbei la! on with the fucking song lei!"

opps ok here goes nothing.

training to be malay

training to be malay
relak one korner
not once in our life
but our whole life

*have you ever wondered
why we so slack
because we love malboro
and we want it to be free to be free... baik!

looking all around us
munjens everywhere
children having fun
while we are smoking weed

repeat *

sit down
why must stand up
do it for pantera
do it for metallika... baik!

words: knodimus supreme
tune: some army fucker


why did i choose green to highlight the lyrics? good question. it's just like why their ang pao is green in colour. (er.. technically you can't call it ang pao already)

but i digress.

the term munjen means 'yellow' in tamil and is a term used for chinese people.

in return words like thamelek and thambi are terms used for indians..

"eh si thamelek tiam la!"

acherly, ahpunehneh also can.

what has this gotta do with my song? i have no fucking idea. bahahah!

knoddy　ちゃん


disclaimer:
the author would like to stress that this post is absolutely in no way a basis for any racist connotation. here at maisngsiao, we pragmatically promote racial harmony a la united colours of benetton... na'umsayin' huh?