all i wan for xmas is a chaingun

u know all those little ah bengs n ah lians? by themselves they r irritating enough with their total absence of fashion sense n loud mouthed attitude. but in grps that effect is multiplied ten fold as their numbers serve only to increase their capacity for nonsensical behaviour. fucking little young punks think they own the whole damn world with no sense of proprierty.

well if santa is kind enough to give me a chaingun for xmas (with hell loads of ammo of cos... throw in a few grenades too) i'm gonna fucking mow down the little buggers the next time they irritate me.

ah lians r only gd for one thing. SEX n lotsa SEX.

ah bengs? they only look gd when they r whimpering or pissing in their pants at the sight of my chaingun sticking up their noses.

maybe that's why i never got my chaingun...

the cbk

unsw: where programming junkies... and murderers are.

blogging has just reached a whole new level, though this site was launch just a week ago. nonetheless many thanks to symin (her site is linked on the left as 'blur queen' for obvious reasons.) for her help in screwing around with the blog template and viola! i can now link other sites/blogs on my page! the marvels of knowing your programming eh?
anyways i got a C for computing... haha!! fuck off c++!

on a side note, i was on the bus to meet my sister for lunch this afternoon and i was sitting behind this bunch of cheena pocky kids from hkps making a din, as usual, when something caught my attention... these kids were sucking on lollipops and one of them hollered to another, loosely translated from kiddy chinese, "eh you know how to make the lollipop icy and cold?". that kid went ahead to place the lollipop just under the bus aircon. the rest of his friends conveniently followed suit, after which they will suck on their revolutionised chuba chubs... gosh!


kids are retarded.


oh and i think they caught the person behind the killings of the 2 unsw students. apparently it was an inside job. evil.


knoddyちゃん

thief? who?! where?!

i have myopia... so? 

i stole this picture from somewhere, and i'm still waiting for the owner to thank me for appreciating what he post up. what a nice picture.. *sits back and admire*. especially when it's stolen shit.


P.S ask for permission if you want any pictures from this site. of course the webmasters won't agree, and of course it's as if you care and who the fuck will know right?


knoddyちゃん

friendliness

if we say we r gonna punch u, we r just being friendly cos we din really do it.

if we really punch u, we r still being friendly cos we never kill u.

if we did kill u, we r really friendly cos we r just hastening ur trip to Heaven.

but if u dun end up in Heaven... then u fucking deserve to die anyway!

we r always friendly.

the cbk

the new age whore

in my opinion s*ags r just fucking whores. if u dun know wat the hell is a s*ag let me tell u. they r hypocritic little men who always pretend to be the nice guy just to suck up to girls. let's face it God made us to procreate n all guys ever wan from a girl is sex. unless she's ugly of cos.

n i say this bunch of new age whores r putting all guys to shame. they r always like "i'm so kewl n i'm so nice to u ladies" when all they ever think about is sticking their penis up the ladies' pussies! i mean come on, wat's with all the pretense? i'm not telling u to go out there n beat ur lady senseless then drag her back to ur little cave. but surely there's no need to go the other extreme. n therein lies the shame, not in the intentions but the pretense... the fucking mask they wear.

the next time u see such little men do the world a favor. just go up to them n fucking slash their balls. they wun need them anyway

the cbk

war against s*agism

"some say lei some say la. lim pei say it's time to fight s*agism! doesn't rhyme? well who gives a fuck?"

i'm sick and tired of guys, especially those hailing a certain certain junior college, behaving in a faggotty or some say 's*aggy' (the asterisk is mandatory as vulgar language is prohibited on this site). but of cos the ladies out there are more than happy that these morons exist, allowing them to manipulate guys at their finger tips and ultimately not giving them sex(face it. that's what all guys want). this phenomenon leads to the advent of a new, evolved female of the spieces i call 'sslut', the first 's' representing singapore. 'how cum?' you may ask. let me digress and explain...

it'd occur to me that girls in this wonderful sunny island are totally ignorant of where they stand. more often than not they adopt a bastardised, albeit by themselves, version of 'gender equality'. here's a peep into what's on these ssluts' mind... 'oh i can do things as well as you guys can do so don't look down on us girls, but i still expect you to open the door for me, send me home, sweet talk me', 'no sex for me until after marriage cos it's a sacred ritual but i still go zouk every wednesday (cos it's free for ladies and guys have to pay to get in.. to see us) to gyrate and show off my slutty moves, hoping to attract some hot guys' (hmm i'm sure you girls just wanna chat with these 'hot guys' about school, work, family and whatnots right)', 'i can't stand it when guys stare at me when i walk past them, i mean i'm only wearing a tube top that's revealing more than half of my boobs and a skirt that's one inch away from my undies what. what's wrong with you guys!'.
as exemplified, it's obvious who's on the recieving end.

back to the main topic, it's precisely the treacherous behaviour of 's*ags' that's allowing girls to be able to continue their ssluty ways. this ought to be stopped! and hence 'war on s*agism'... be proactive in this campaign! for starters, the next time you encounter one, slash him where it will hurt the most!! (now that's dubious. haha.) and you are on your way to a brighter future!

let me end off with this.. it's pretty revolting so be warned...

*sees pretty girl* "wow that girl is real pretty!" *now an ugly bitch walks by* "well she's got inner beauty! don't judge a person by her looks!" as quoted from an anonymous 's*ag'.

what double standard.


knoddyちゃん

and so it begins...

"wo ngia bo?!" 

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." his works had been great I must say.
but alas...


knoddyちゃん