in the mood

one more day to my favourite month!

"knodulf the redhorned reindeer
had a very naughty horn
and if you ever touched it
you would even say it bites

all of the other reindeer
used to be very scared
they wouldn't let mighty knodulf
join in all the naughty games

then one soggy christmas eve
santa came to say
"knodulf with your horn so strong
won't you play with ballerina tonight?"

then how the others got jealous
and they shouted out with anger
"knodulf the redhorned reindeer
you are so goddamn horny!"


oh boy don't we just love decembers? and i feel like going bangkok! who wants to go too!?

knoddy

let's get some fricking around

ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you the epitome of sexiness...


"i am god damn sexy"


"don't you just wanna do naughty things to me?"


ok now stop drooling on your table!

oh my god! is she hot or what?! look at those lips. the curvaceous body, the eyes! and she's 36 this year. she is simply putting all women to frickin' disgrace.

ahhhhh the wonders of raging hormones.

sorry guys not time to waste. i just downloaded her latest video 'red-blooded woman' and gonna go wank.. i mean watch it now.

did i mention she's kylie minogue? no? ok she's kylie minogue.

knoddy ちゃん

fucktard

fucking cheebye somedays you just feel fucking irritable and every small little fuck thing pisses the living shit outta you like slow fucking internet connection when you've fucking got scv cable and your fucking shaggy hair keeps poking your fucking eyes until they tear like nobody's business and cheebye times like this you believe every single fucker in this world wants to pick a fight with you when they just wanna fucking say hi but you just wanna fucking punch the guts outta them because you have the cheebye mood to quarrel with anyone that comes into your way and fucking you wanna sit down and write a good fucking post about some fuck thing but no lizard crap starts coming out from what you fucking type and after thirty fucking minutes you just fucking hightlight all and backspace them no big fucking deal you figured as no one really gives a flying fuck about what you actually think and so you embark on this motherfucking one chunk of cheebyes and fucks to irritate everyone who actually visits your site but as if you fucking care since what better fucking way to release your anger than imposing it on others fuck you

knoddy

what kinda fucked up word is knoddy anyway fucking cheebye

green black and pink fill the colours of my picks

as i was just staring at my table while typing halfway, i noticed how my picks were aligned.



it's like a flying formation of ufos and i thought of the 'ai yai yai i'm your little butterfly' song, thus the title of this entry. other than that, this has got nothing to do with my picks be rest assured.

*proper posting starts now*

it'd been a traumatising day. i logged in to kazaa this afternoon to find out that one of the videos that was downloading halfway through had gone missing. knn... and it was fucking finishing already.

!#$%^&&^%$#@!~

fuck fuck fuck. 500mb of could-have-been solid x japan shit gone. to make things worse, i can't seem to find the file anymore... typing 'x japan' in the search box gave me lambcrap like 'japan av uncensored: super nice breast' or 'japanese stewardess gets nailed!" wah kan nin na i reallly wanna watch porn now lei... give me back my fucking video!! garrrrrrrr!!

alright if anyone at all out there who's listening to this poor lamented soul weeping, i'm looking for their 1992 tokyo dome live: on the verge of destruction video. do hit me if you guys happen to dig.

ok first post after exams... no biggie i say. people from the 18th best university in the world had just started, implying the cbk would not be available till like end of the month. bad luck for your exams dude.

training starts next wednesday and there's a serious need to get my chao nua ass back in shape. competition is less than 2 months away and i've yet to attain full match fitness. when we last broke training i had been playing like shit no thanks to that viral fever which made my fitness plummet like nobody's business. not to mention when i say match fitness now, it means 'centre-half match fitness'...

"wah wo hgia bo?! desmond you play centre half ah?!"

yes. yours truly, lim pei is playing centre half now... or rather, let me reiterate, still trying to fit into that position. what started out as just an experimentive kinda thing apparently caught on and now it's no longer 'for fun'. i've always believed the centre half is the most important player on the pitch, although when people say "aiyah all the players are equally important!", they are just being politically correct wimps. no doubt all players play their role in a team but without an experienced, strong and visionary centre-half, the team will not do well. period.

just look at great soccer teams and their centre midfield players. roy keane, zidane, figo, deco, xavi, alonso, nazri nasir....

hahahahaha!!! that was fucking funny.

well looks like the only way is for me to work towards being a better player and train harder to fill in the role, not forgetting to get the team to play as one and bring ourselves to a higher level. in a matter of less than 2 months. @__@

ok let's talk about singapore idol. (yawn with da 'z' = yawnz)

finally when i'm home and all, i get to watch a proper episode of it and sylvester sang like shit last night don't you think so? i think he's got a good voice but just his choice of songs last night were well, fucked up compared to the other 2 contestants'.

here comes the main point...

i don't fucking believe he actually got through just cos' of his hordes of xiao mei mei and ah lians fanbase. and if whatever hongying said in her site is anything to go by, then i'm sure he'll win singapore idol. no shit taufik is awesome but pitting him against sly(omfg) is courting death. you have no idea how crazy these silly young girls nowsadays are. you think they care who sings better? hell, they don't even know what's frickin' music other than 'marikita' and their school anthem.

silly girl 1: hey did you know slyvie's gonna be at xxx signing autographs this sunday!

silly girl 2: oh boy he's so cuuuuuuuute! *swoons*

silly girls 3: yah man! i spent like 50000 bucks on sms just voting him you know. got a real major scolding from my parents! but who cares as long as its for him!

silly girl 1: let's go camp at xxx after school today so that we can get the best view on sunday!

silly girl 2: oh boy he's so cuuuuuuute! *swoons*

silly girl 3: yay!! i can't wait till he signs on my hello kitty pencil case. it'd be so cool! i can't wait to kiss and hug him as well. *orgasm*

*giggles giggles*

of course if you're some smart ass, you'd have figured the problem with the above conversation. yes... ah lians don't speak such english.

wrong... they don't even speak english in the first place.

i have absolutely nothing against sylvester. i'm just disgusted at kids. especially those in the latency and genital stage... don't fucking know what's good for them. god forbid what i would do if my own kids are gonna be like that next time.

just my 5 cents worth of idol.

~praying that today was just a nightmare so that when i wake up tomorrow, my video had been there all along~

knoddy ちゃん

Behavioral Science

1st Law of Behavioral Science:
Women are generally stupid people

This simple and elegantly stated 1st Law bears great importance in our studies of human behavior and relationships. By recognising the inherent mental and emotional inferiority of females many relationship problems or social dilemmas can be easily reduced to a single decision problem centering on Male behavior. The 1st Law graciously admits not all females are stupid, but it should be noted that such creatures are extremely rare. Instead of calling them exceptions to the 1st Law (which seemingly elevated them to a superior status bypassing behavioral theory) they should be more accurately termed as 'anamolies'. As we explore the theory of behavioral science we will discover that the system (i.e. society) has an in-built mechanism to remove such anamolies which causes disruption to the system.

2nd Law of Behavioral Science:
Men have 2 heads

Men are born mentally and emotionally superior to women. However to prevent the female species from being totally controlled by superior Men, Mother Nature (it should be noted that Mother here is far from being just a noun, it explicitly states Nature is female) gifted Men a second head. While the original head possesses enormous knowledge and control, this second head is a primitive organism with a total lack of emotions or mental thinking. Nonetheless the second head has assumed control over the Male species as Men, ever obedient to GOD, follows his directive to procreate.
To clarify, the second head has always been in GOD's grand design of the Male species. However Mother Nature modified the specifications and created it without any of the prowess of the original.

3rd Law of Behavioral Science:
Not all heads are created equal

The 3rd Law is essentially an extension to the 2nd Law. Although the second head of Men is diminutive in comparison to the original (there are exceptions) and lacks any of the sophistication of the original, it has assumed such great importance that it is more accurately termed the 'great head'.
Studies has shown that Men utilises the original head (to avoid confusion we shall henceforth term it as 'brain') a pathetic 10% of their entire lifespan. And even when the brain is in control, the penis (as we shall henceforth term the great head) nonetheless governs the subconscious. Majority of the time Men are ruled by their penis. Research have further shown that 99% of the cases whereby the external environment places the brain in direct conflict with the penis, the penis will bypass any orders from the brain and the general Male body will react to commands from the penis only. Understanding this hierachy within Men will greatly aid our study of behavioral science.


Disclaimer: the views articulated above belong to the society at large and do not in any ways reflect the personal opinions of the author.

CBK

"lup right lup right!"

today is hari raya. inspired by this joyous occasion, i came up with a song just for our abangs.

guys... sing along to tune of 'training to be soldier'. if you don't know what that is, it prolly means you're some pes e/f faggot. opps did i just curse you? be careful when you sneeze then, we don't want all your eyeballs and internal organs to to spurting all out.

girls... go ask your guy friends.

"nahbei la! on with the fucking song lei!"

opps ok here goes nothing.

training to be malay

training to be malay
relak one korner
not once in our life
but our whole life

*have you ever wondered
why we so slack
because we love malboro
and we want it to be free to be free... baik!

looking all around us
munjens everywhere
children having fun
while we are smoking weed

repeat *

sit down
why must stand up
do it for pantera
do it for metallika... baik!

words: knodimus supreme
tune: some army fucker


why did i choose green to highlight the lyrics? good question. it's just like why their ang pao is green in colour. (er.. technically you can't call it ang pao already)

but i digress.

the term munjen means 'yellow' in tamil and is a term used for chinese people.

in return words like thamelek and thambi are terms used for indians..

"eh si thamelek tiam la!"

acherly, ahpunehneh also can.

what has this gotta do with my song? i have no fucking idea. bahahah!

knoddy　ちゃん


disclaimer:
the author would like to stress that this post is absolutely in no way a basis for any racist connotation. here at maisngsiao, we pragmatically promote racial harmony a la united colours of benetton... na'umsayin' huh?

public service annoucement

happy birthday to the cbk!

ladies and gentlemen, please remember to lock your rooms and secure your belongings.

you've been warned...

knoddy ちゃん

attack of the alpha bear!

once in blue moon when i bring my laptop back home, mongsters will attempt to take over it. no shit.


"garrrrr!"
a day in the life of alpha bear. he tries to take my laptop hostage. of course he fails to do so after i tickle him.


in desperation, it tries to elope... on what else but mr wombat.

while cookie mongster wonders " biskut ada? tak? puki ma la!" (don't ask me why he's mat)


on some days he ropes in picasso qoo to help him.

"je suis ainsi qoo!"

unknown to them, the supreme knodderations was behind them.

"bahahaha balls to you!" and proceeds to optik blast both of them away, thus foiling another devious attempt to take over my laptop. sweet.


-_-"'


ok la kan pua boliao.


but what to do....

life science paper in like a few hours time and the text is like sooooo not kewl. i mean it's like so totally dry and i sooo did not have any bio background you know. well looks like i gotta have to go into the exam hall and just try my luck on the mcqs... hopefully it won't be like tooo difficult! *cross dainty fingers*


oh

my

gawwwd


i so haven't been home in like forevaaa! oh man oh man i can't wait for the fricking exams to end quick!! *groans and moans and yamette*

okies! till next time... love ya! *smucks*

knoddy

put it in drop d

shiokanaden i tell you.. i've only had two papers done and i'm so not studying. weeee. a little let up on what i do in hall. shhhh don'ch pao tou hor!


- play my fucking guitar

- try to download greenday/x japan videos

- watch the videos

- have intellectual conversations with people on msn

- singing. btw my voice is like fricking awesome

- gossip with vietkong.

- laugh and curse at the people we gossip about

- download movies

- watch movies.

- thinking why mr gecko (our room lizard) prefers to habituate in my cupboard then anywhere
else in the room.

- sometimes i think about life


wonder how it'd be like come final year.

oh and.. happy birthday to my sis! haha no birthday off ah? ^__^

knoddy ちゃん

haiku sounds like baluku

a few minutes ago, i just haiku-ed. not sure about you, but i think that was fricking awesome.


" i'm a fucking rat.
chasing thrash ramaging cats.
i am goddamn smart. "


alright it's not really a haiku or whatever fuck but it still kicks ass because i came up with it.

knoddy

a fark's tale

for those of you who visited and saw the lone shark picture with a half fuck tacky dialog, please don't panick. i didn't post it. 我没有!

ok whatever.

is it just me or are the fishes in shark's tale shockingly ugly? one of them even looks like will smith! and it doesn' t help he's one of the fugliest celebrity around. he's funny. but he's ugly.


at first look i thought this picture was taken from 'attack of the martians' but no! it's supposed to be a puffer fish from shark's tale! to get over this alarming revelation i shall go slap some fag.


shark 1: just because you look like jaycee chan doesn't mean you can come to my bar
and fuck around.
shark 2: speak for yourself.


i can't seem to find the one that looks like will smith, which might not be such a bad thing after all.

knoddy ちゃん

give me back my cartoons

let's travel down memory lane (damn hackneyed but what the heck) and see what the world had been missing.


ドラーゴンーボル

omfg. is this picture totally fetch or what?! super saiyans!



devastator vs superion


"they will bite your ears off."

how about this? just tell me which guy doesn't think dinobots kick royal ass and i will quit blogging*.



"it's dark i cannot see you, come closer."

i still prefer the old school tmnt, compared to the recently released version. oh well they should just bring back all the cartoons instead of showing sheep crap on tv. sighsterations.

"sometimes i just feel i'm walking alone"

knoddy ちゃん


* fuck you. haha don't you just love me?