people can't wait to procreate

i resolve not to go for anymore econs lectures on tuesdays morning in the near future. it's a total waste of time and guess why? i freaking know more than what the lecturer is talking about. i'd rather sleep on the bed than the uncomfortable lt chairs.

talk about sleeping in lectures. nahbei recently i'm having this spell of uncontrollable 'spasms' and sleeping murmurings. no shit. i will just doze off in lectures, dream some weird ass dream and then kapow!!! i fly off my seat along with my notes. it's not funny when the whole lt starts staring and laughing at you. i just point my middle finger at them. or sometimes i will start to hum some shit while sleeping and realising that i'm out of control like a fucking retard, i wake up and pretend to clear my throat to avoid embarrassment. of course my friends sitting beside me knows the truth and starts laughing. my middle finger does its work yet again.

i think i'm mutating into some kinda superhero. all along i have this innate sense of what you call it.... responsibility in me to protect the world from faggots.

"... and i dream, i can be, the hero that's in meeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

slyvester sim can suck my cock.

moving on!

while having lunch with jason and shaowei yesterday, we were debating how the 100,000 bucks was gonna be distributed amongst the singapore football team for winning tiger cup.

knoddy: eh guys so how you think they gonna split the money?

sw: aiyah each player won't get alot also la... haha they should allocate according to race! the chinese get more or something like that!

knoddy: muahaha how about educational level? like that goh tat chuan gets like 99,000 bucks man!!

jason: aiyah why bother sia. the malays just give them guitars la. haha!

knoddy: yah at most buy more expensive ones!

sw: then subramani indian how? oh i know give him curry and rice!

jason: haha! one year supply of curry and rice should be good enough!

knoddy: or give him enough capital to set up mama shop also can la! haha.

i have awesome friends.

so after lunch i walked back to hall.. had to walk down this flight of stairs lined with people waiting for shuttle bus.

then i saw this couple. how would i know they are couples you might ask. good questiennn as lim chee hong would put it.

the guy was putting both his arms round his girlfriend's waist, no make it abit higher. and rabaking like nobody's business. at the same time both of them were giggling away and enjoying every moment of it.

simi lanjiao sai is that?!?! fucking rabak siao in school somemore not in hall but at shuttle bus stop?!?!

not being able to withstand this kinda shit, i walked up to the couple and retorted...

"eh nahbei wanna fuck go back home or hall la. rabak here wait i get horny also how? threesome ah?"

muahahahahahahahaha!!!! i rule big time.

couples nowsadays... sigh. totally no gahment.

i'm late for my lesson!!! shit!

yes lesson at 6-fucking-30pm.

knoddy