have a happy end of the world

yay i've finally reformated my laptop after much deliberation. to find out that i completely missed one pictures folder while backing up. it contained kick ass pictures of hide, x-japan and whatever cool shit i stole from other sites.

#$%^&**()!@#$%^&**&^%$!!

oh well shit happens.

so anyway what's been up you might ask. let's see... busy with girlfriend, not busy with work.

at least i'm honest.

so it's the time of the semester again, where fucktypes resurface from the depths of hell. exams in a month's time and seriously speaking, this sem is quite in the shitters for me... endless projects, assignments and tutorial undone. perhaps it's time for me to really start catching up.

actually guys.. i would really like to talk about poly mother fuckers everytime i click on the 'create new post' button. but sometimes it may be overkill you see...

... nin nah bei you think i care ah!

first of all, 'a' level results were released just a week ago and according to statistiks from the god damn best jc in this country, a record number of 177 students achieved either 3as or 4as. wtfh?! distinctions now free of charge ah! and whatever happened to the school's status of being 'too playful', 'cannot study', 'fuck care'?!

so much for top 5 jc guys. well done indeed.

so moving on, naturally the next brainless thing to do after getting your results is to apply for a university (if not choose jc route for fuck? might as well go poly and get ass raped). last weekend was the open house for both nus and ninja turtle univeristy. and ever since the 3 universities gained autonomy over the past few years, thus ending the usual joint admission excerise, advertising and promoting of each school have been cut throat.

whatevvver la.

anyway to quote..

"to compare the universities' different ways of promoting; smu is like trying to portray herself as hip, being different and cool; nus portrays a high class, elite and 'world top 20 uni' status; while ntu erm is like trying to attract all the poly people..."

how fucking true i exclaimed. and this shall be the beginning of my lament...

... with the nahbei gahment policy of increasing undergrad intake of poly students, my fucking school have been infested with them as most of have already know. and now with new 'eggciting' courses like design and arts or whatever fuck, they're bound to attract more poly dickheads as these courses are prolly offered back in their schools. in the first place, where only the top 0.00000000000001% of poly grads are allowed to apply for universities; now any poly mofo can come and fuck around with my everyday school life no thanks to our very fantabulous ministri of edukasen.

this led me to ponder: so why did i choose the jc route back in sec4? so that i can fucking go straight to university! and people who chose to go poly had no choice because they fucked their 'o' levels up. but alas! now there is no difference since equal chances lie ahead for both to enter a local university.

this phenomenon, i predict will lead to the demise of so-called 'jc'. now it's no longer kool to go to a jc. instead poly is the way to go, sadly, with their wide variety of course and easier entry to uni, mindless students would of course prefer the latter. furthermore moe has decided to make a smart move of abolishing jc's 'first three months' from 2006. what's the point of going to a jc then when the most fun and craziest period of time is no more!?


year: 1999

knoddy and friends: "yay! we going to our first choice jc! we're gonna kick so much ass! let's all throw shit at those poly losers!"


year 2050

knoddy jr: "daddy last time which poly were you from?"

knoddy: "nahbei lim pei from jc unnerstand!"

knoddy jr: "what's jc?"

*proceeds to beat the shit outta my son*

let us observe a minute of silence for the death of singapore's junior colleges (albeit only one really matters) and thus the end of the world...

knoddy

p.s. the author is perfectly fine with poly fuckers studying in his school, but their lessons should be conducted after 6.30pm on weekdays and on weekends. this is to ensure the contentment of the author and co. ^__^