i have nothing much against people who are horizontally gifted

cheebye. i fucking hate fat people.

on monday i was on my way to meet darling after her first day of work. and so being peak hour the train was naturally crowded. i stepped in and thought i found myself a nice spot to stand. wee.. as i inched towards my spot, a piece of dung suddenly landed on where i wanted to stand. a fucking big piece may i add. i looked up and this is what i saw.

no shit. we are indeed not alone in this universe.

chaocheebye didn't you fucking see me walking towards the spot, so being fat means you can just use your pounds of jiggly fats to chope place?!

i stared at the motherfucker. he looked at me sheepishly and then turned away. by then it was crowded everywhere so i just had to stand beside this piece of shit. agonizing stuff. the situation was roughly like this.

argh!!! the pain i have to endure in my life!

yeah you may ask about the inclusion of the motosikal helmeto. in my honest opinion, or some short form savvy dicks may say, imho, it's fucking retarded if you have a fucking bike and you're not fucking riding it. duh?! fucking brainless dickheads. it didn't help that guy was fat as well.

i've had enough of fat fuckers. they're smelly, they take up so much fucking space on this already heavily burdened earth, they are fucking ugly, and more importantly they fucking piss me off. from now i'm gonna carry a fucking jackknife around and when a fat fucker crosses my fucking path, i'm gonna slice his or her fucking body and puncture the mother fucker like how i would puncture a fucking balloon. gore will ensue but hey free lipo anyone?

the million dollar questien arises: how fat is fat to knoddy the great?

ans: if you're fatter than me, you're fucking fat.

knoddy