that guy is fucking ugly and he wears pink fucking polo tee. no wonder he's still not holding the girl's hand

liverpool are the fucking champions of europe. wooooooohooooooo!

what a crazy ass game of football we had last night/this morning. and to be fair, ac had a better game. it was a stroll in the park for most of their game, other than the '6 minutes of insanity' and they sure did outclass liverpool.. whatever man.. bottomline: liverpool lifted the cup and ac didn't.

i had a sick feeling shevchenko would miss his penalty. and missed he did.

today should be a holiday declared but fucking eid... argh! makes me wanna punch a sa fag/poly fucker.

oh anyway i'm back from hongkong. nah won't go into the details of the trip.. never enjoyed descriptive essays other then erotik kinds naumsayin'. plus i'm missing my darling too much to be enjoying anything now.

3.5 more days! bear with it!

knoddy

thought i wouldn't explain the title of my post? wahaha. ok i'm in com lab now and in front of me from left to right is: this pink fugly mofo, a decent looking girl, jason the bitch. so i have noticed this pair of undergrad (i'm being very polite here) and it's obvious to a neutral that he is trying to cukcuk the girl. he's always around her, everywhere literally. unseparable. can't be brother and sister right? can't be just friends right? but... how come still not holding hands!? nahbeh fucking underground si bo? scandalous shit. or maybe the girl play slut. wait.. that last sentence was so wrong. girls are sluts.

or maybe it's because the guy is ugly and wears pink polo tee.

everytime i see the girl asking jason the bitch some work related shit, i see the guy and woah!! super fuck face!

wait a minute... he looks like that in the first place! hohohoho! i can't control my laughter in the fucking lab.. shit.. better stop now.

roar!

10 reasons why caveman kicks royal ass.


1) a caveman doesn't give a fuck about what other cavemen thinks

2) when hungry, caveman grabs mongster club, goes out of cave, clobber the nuts out of a mammoth and then feasts. simple

5) when pissed, caveman grabs similar club in 2), maybe armed with spikes this time, and clobbers the fuck outta random motherfucker

7) when horny, caveman fucks the hell outta random cavewoman

8) a caveman never have to answer for his actions

9) a cavewoman has no opinions. this is pretty much self explanatory

10) a caveman doesn't need to know how to fucking count or whatsoever. much less learn about useless stuff like science, math, language, etc.


clap clap! 3 thumbs up for mr cave man!

why are most highly developed countries, especially singapore facing the problem of low birthrates? because we are no-fucking-longer cavemen and cavewomen.

fucking puu bor. i am so fucking pissed suddenly.


caveknoddy

heartstoppping football rule my youthful purple heart

nin hgao hgia.

2 fucking great nights of football. first of all liverpool 1 - chelsea 0.... fuck yeah!! 6 minutes of added on time was plain insanity. it's not about whether the ball had gone in.. it's about liverpool getting through to the champions league finals.

1-0 is indeed a football score and not a fucking hockey score.

next up, psv and ac milan... the way psv played was really commendable. they had nothing to lose and with a 2-goal deficit to chase, they played like ac were some pushover kids imagine that. of course their efforts paid off and they fucking scored 2 in normal time to make the aggregate 2-2.

but alas.

ac's ambrosini knodded a 91st minute goal and that proved to be a priceless away goal. to put a further strain on those with heart problems, psv's cocu struck an amazing goal in the fucking 92nd minute to revive any slim hope of them squeezing through to the finals.

26th may liverpool vs ac milan...

istanbul here i come!

knoddy

how to deal with motherfuckers you hate

don't you feel that sometimes, in that already fucked up life of yours, people live to piss you off?

full article forthcoming.


knoddy

i am such a friendly fucker

no seriously i am fucking friendly. i'm the kind of guy you would want to take home and show off to your fambly. in army terminology, i'm as friendly as your neighbourhood csm : )

oh yeah mo yeah exams are unofficially over with just eff comm to go. thank god for the ok maths 4 paper else it'll really be the icing on the cake considering how fucked up thermo, mech of machines, and 2911 were. fuck, even econs was trickidity.

alrighty pardon the engineer jargon.

meticulously calculated, i have just 4 effective weeks of holidays this 'summer hols'. 5-6 weeks of lame project, following that a week or so of break, then .... hurray!! mother fucking in-camp training. 11 days no less. wee. that leaves me with a remaining 3 weeks of hols before school starts again. holy fuckeroo.

with all that of course there's a hong kong trip squeezed in the midst of may, not to mention it's back to intensive hockey again after such a long break. we were lucky to have our games postphoned till after exams, but that meant more back to back games for us. in fact next saturday and sunday will be the first 2 games and considering our fitness level after exams and level of competition (div 1), we are so gonna get butt-fucked. plenty of duties abound for mr captain!


hmmm... (stop here first, go out with my darling. 1630hrs)


i'm god damn back! bought a pair of slippers cos the pair i'm wearing is wearing out. oh and saw metro batman with his girlfriend. haha!

woo it's labour fucking day! here's to all you cows out there slogging your balls, or boobs, off 24/7... have a good break before going back to occiff to routinely suck on your bosses's cock*. think on the bright side, it's a short week, 4 days only! and if you work on saturdays, you fucking deserve to die anyway.

that should be all for now. i'll be back to curse and swear at you sometime soon hopefully. hopefull tall fucker arranges some sunday soccer soon.

knoddy


* optional reading
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so why is it i mentioned "sucking on your bosses's cock" instead of "sucking on your bosses's tits"? is there some form of discrimination here? why can't women be bosses too? well i wouldn't mind a hot, finger fuckin' i mean finger lickin' babe as my boss would i? hmmm points to ponder.