4 days gone like the wind

kong xi fa cai!

yup knoddy boy wishes all readers a happy lunar new year, dragon horse alert god, wealth round boil boil, heart think task done!

and those who gamble siao, win siao too.

limpei just got back from mat land this afternoon and slept till now. still feeling kinda fuzzy right now to be posting shit but screw it la.

let's see.. wah knnz! almost 20 over days without a proper updaito! as we all know the author here at mssdotkom is on his internship, which basically equates to not having a life other than typikal occiff shit, projects, noisy people around me in the workplace and my hockey trainings after work. as you can imagine, it's pretty effing shack. i just sleep siao on weekends.

yes now i unnerstand your predikament all you working people pieces of shyat.

but hey i ain't komplaining or lamenting or treating people around me like shit aight. in fact i think i've grown even more appreciative of the little things that keeps me motivated like my trainings. after a mentally torturing day at work on training days, i tell myself that training later will not be gone to waste like how the whole day had been. true enough, training sessions after i started working had been greater than ever.

plus i'm really glad at the turn out of my team this season. despite not having a proper skool tournament to play in, almost the whole team turns up for trainings nowadays. i can sense the team bonding and spirit getting better and better. yup one of my new year wish is for this team to go real far in terms of whatever competitions and more importantly friendship. we fucking deserve it.

chinese new year...

the knodbot's failed the crash test.

figured it might have been better if i put it in pikture form, kronologikal order no less bitch. ah yes as you can see, it's an inexplicable feeling. sometimes it's hard to acknodledge all the well wishes about having a better year ahead when the heart is still quite unwilling to move on.

honestly i didn't really wanna write about that but the feeling is quite intense around this time. siansterations.

suddenly, work starts again tomorrow. where did my four days of long weekend go to?!

knoddy

i hate football

what a great way to start a new work week.

cao ji bye liverpool lost to a last minute goal.

fucking tu lan.

knoddy

nice is my middle name

for old times sake and for the fuck of it, let's have a go at this again.

gay names:
- norman
- damien
- clarence
- meng tat*
- stanley
- david..
- .. any name that ends with 'gan'
- eddie

and presenting to you the number 1 gay name...

...

bryan-fucking-boy!

*squirms*

whatever.

let's move on! i like this next one.

fugly names:
- vanessa
- grace
- samantha
- wendy
- cindy
- patricia
- robert
- albert
- names of guys from poly

and the number 1 fucking fugly name of all...

...

bettina!

*double squirm*


eeyeer. ok in hindsight maybe it was a bad idea doing that. haha!!

it's like the fucking rebirth of triple eff.

talking about triple eff. i recalled one incident in jay-see that should go down as a klassik moment. the following conversation ain't verbatim of cos. but the idea is there.


*hanging around with pyscho phil in front of the smiley when code name 'paikua' walks past*

knoddy: eh paikua paikua!!

phil: hehe yah.

knoddy: haha!

*pause*

phil: eh i think paikua has a literal meaning right and you say so loud just now.

knoddy: oh yah hor!

*hysterikal laughter*


alas! the occupational hazards of being a triple-effer.

oh 'paikua' was code-named 'flash bang' by her class. hahahahahahaha!!! fucking funny la. dammit. i'm so sorry all these are pretty inside stuff. but still... hahaha!!

i'm a stop here and go laugh my ass off somemore. kenny gee do you still have the list anot!!

knoddy

*i'm not sure if it's gay la, but old skool dialect names are just friggin' hilarious.

fun-o-no-more

aiyoh.

after all the hype and initial eggcitement, limpei won't be able to make it for funorama 18 because of hockey competition.

:(

a pity indeed.

soccer results are in! on a bright yet rainy saturday morning, hall seven (limpei) played hall six in the semi finals of the inter-hall championship. in a highly charged and furious game which saw 2 red cards, one of which wrongly given, and several yellow cards, seven emerged eventual winners with a score of 2-1. first goal conceded in 7 games. uncanny.

as we march on to the finals expecting hall nine (nine played two later in that afternoon), i found out that they lost to hall two 1-2! i didn't stay to watch the game and only knew about the result later at night. what an upset as hall nine were the hot favourites to enter the finals.

upsets upsets. kanifuck.

i'm constantly mindfucking myself to shape the eff up and quit lamenting and dwelling on stewpeed things. after some recent blog surfings, chatting and reflektions, some people are truly in a bad state of life where every little fuck shit thing just ain't going on smoothly for them. 'bad state' meaning real problems akin to the kinda crisis you see on tv dramas. not your some kind of jibye no-girlfriend-no-boyfriend-not-enough-pay-not-enough-playtime-no-nice-dress-to-wear-too-much-work kinda bullshit. some of these people are my friends whom i shall not name for obvious reasons. i must numb myself and be void of unearthly feelings!

*eskew me while i go snout some grass*

that felt much better! as such i would like to proclaim that for this year and maybe subsequently, i wish for no highs and lows in my fucking life. no surprises, no out of the blue nonsense, no nothing. just plain sailing normal life, quoting meedymoo sometime back. simple logik: the higher i get, the harder i fall. and i'm a sore loser.

with the exception of gettin' high on marijuana of course. hohoho.

aiyah meedy you'll get your tato soon enough la.

knoddy

don't worry, we don't condone no pawn naumsayin'

what better way to surf mss.com than great muzik! hohoho!

on your left, courtesy of youtube.com and gai seow from dennis the syphillis, is a fillipino band that does covers and some original composition in bars and pubs. the lead singer has a voice that totally complements the lyriks.

presenting... mymp: especially for you.

now that i've found a way to upload videos (ok i'm slow sue me), esspect more marijuana up your ass in due time!

~

talking about marijuana, i remember when i was younger and probably alot more dangerous, one of my classmates offered me some kinda grass and told me to sniff it up from my nose. being so dangerous and stuff, i did accordingly and woah! the high went up to my brain like shazaam!

"cheeky, donovan, jimmy, 他们都是我的brother. 我们白天玩 'e', 晚上 'smack k'. 可是当我被cnb抓的时候，他们都没有来看我。我才知道，我最大的敌人是我自己。。。"

a new semester has started, it feels kinda weird not going to skool and i have not even began working. i can foresee that once routine shit kicks in, i.e 8 to 5 everyday from mondays to fridays, i'll be kicking myself for not appreciating the freedom of skool last semester.

on a lighter note, you guys think there might be hot ah lians over at s*agate? no? :(

so anyway.. i can never get used to people abbreviating 'live journal' as 'lj'. it's as dubious and misleading as can be, for exampur;

“
plainjanefeatherlane says:
BUY ME
plainjanefeatherlane says:
a paid LJ.
plainjanefeatherlane says:
u noe what my fren said
plainjanefeatherlane says:
singaporean guys use LJ if theyre gays
plainjanefeatherlane says:
OMGOMGOMG
some girls are real beautiful goddammit says:
i dun get u
some girls are real beautiful goddammit says:
spore guys use lanjiao if they are gays?
some girls are real beautiful goddammit says:
gays or straight also use what
some girls are real beautiful goddammit says:
only different holes la
some girls are real beautiful goddammit says:
HAHAHAAHAHAHA

”
i always enjoy my conversations with meedymoo.

since we're on the topik of msn conversations, i just found out from dennis that endteeyew's a pretty scandalous place. like sex scandal.

!

no shit. other than cases like some final year student selling fake microsoft xp cds and hauling himself to changi chalet, there was a case of, kan nin na, lecturer-student scandal!

“
woman of mass distraction says:
he fuck student ah
[dennis]: she's like lyrical poetry says:
fucking angmoh, sibei dulan him
woman of mass distraction says:
oh ang moh la
woman of mass distraction says:
no wonder.
woman of mass distraction says:
who he fuck
[dennis]: she's like lyrical poetry says:
got this fianl yr ger, bao his subject. else she grad
[dennis]: she's like lyrical poetry says:
she go to his room, later come out, she pass already
woman of mass distraction says:
HAHAHAAH
woman of mass distraction says:
FUCKING TYPICAL PORN SHIT LA
[dennis]: she's like lyrical poetry says:
cheebye lah
woman of mass distraction says:
when it happen
woman of mass distraction says:
how u know
[dennis]: she's like lyrical poetry says:
den he always give tips to the female students
[dennis]: she's like lyrical poetry says:
everyone knows
[dennis]: she's like lyrical poetry says:
just that we dun say

”

真的是他妈的。the last thing i need to hear is another foggy old ang moh kao skrewing our local girls.

but dennis' vehement reaction was klassik shit la. haha.

i'm fucking eggcited about the videos on my site! :)

knoddy

orh lang sai

happy new year to all mss readers!

hohoho! a brand new year, a brand new name (sort of) here at mss.com!

well the last week of 2005 was spent mostly in school with inter-hall soccer and hockey. we're through to the semis for soccer facing what i believe is the most kao pei hall, six. i'm so gonna silence them with the finger-to-lip action if i score. haha!!

no pretty luck for hockey though.. we met three in the semis again and this year their squad comprises of 4 players that played at a minimum of national age group level. so go figure. i believed this was their year to win after they narrowly won ten (another hot contender for the title) in the quaters. indeed, three clinched both the guys and girls title ultimately.

it was great seeing all my varsity teammates playing and fighting so hard for their respective halls. and the level of professionalism displayed when we had to face each other in some games inevitably. fucking awesome.

it was a great way to end the year la. hopefully the boys will continue to put in effort for varsity trainings come 2006 and i cross my fingers that najip will come back to the team again.

~

two oh oh fucking six! putting things in pespective for knoddy, the new year was just another day passed.. but he hopes to put a certain past behind him now and breathe a brand new life. it's never gonna be easy but he'll try his best i suppose, won't he?

school will start tomorrow but! limpei's internship won't start till the 16th hahaha! i'll still be around in school now and then due to trainings and of cos i wanna bio ah lians. : )

once again, best wishes for the new year and may you be blessed with many things nice and good!

knoddy